Christians are straight up FREAKS
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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