I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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