Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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