Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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