I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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