get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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