we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Pappa wants mamma naked
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
