woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
FUCK WHALES
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize