So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I yelled at your uterus for you.
we should paint friendship bongs
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