check it out our google latitudes are spooning
bring money and cleavage
That reminds me...we need to get swords
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Alive.
So much puke
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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