ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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