Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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