i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
