Midget sex pt 2 tonight
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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