did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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