his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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