i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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