I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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