I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize