Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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