Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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