Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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