I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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