My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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