she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
ok first of all what the fuck
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