Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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