I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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