Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
