One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I have surprise drugs for everyone
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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