i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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