so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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