i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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