Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I got inside last night via doggy door
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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