yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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