his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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