Non-Jews are for practice
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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