Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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