remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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