The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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