I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
This baby is an asshole
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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