Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Randomize
