Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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