So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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