My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
