dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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