well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I need to align my fucking chakras
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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