I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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