I'd wear matching sweaters with you
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
