pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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