Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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