I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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