After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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