nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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