Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
