oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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