someone owes me an orgasm
there was a trapeze. enough said
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Randomize
