Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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