Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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