I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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